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art

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beano comics

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20-Jul-2003

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10:44 PM -0400

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Wot da fook is dis? Pliss hicksplane. Tank cue.

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huh?

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04-Jun-2003

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wh-? are you there? are you all over the place? is it yew? is it trew? Does it matter? Can it be any better? Now, just by asking all thse pertinant questions, you know who I yam. Drat! I love anononanimininity. I cant get enough of it. How comes my private email from the Past to be discovered on this here Site by a search injun? Please reply pronto or I will call in the droids to steal all your Hardy Boys books....

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huh?

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wh-? are you there? are you all over the place? is it yew? is it trew? Does it matter? Can it be any better? Now, just by asking all thse pertinant questions, you know who I yam. Drat! I love anononanimininity. I cant get enough of it. How comes my private email from the Past to be discovered on this here Site by a search injun? Please reply pronto or I will call in the droids to steal all your Hardy Boys books....

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are you the flute I recall so well from my days in the clip-on beergut franchise in Madagascar? This is merely on a need-to-know basis, so please respond in great deatil.

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Randolph Fritz

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Fookleyer old pal, do you think you could loan me a few CLAMS til payday?

Deadbeat Dad

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Keith MacNevins

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what's worse than this: www.rotten.com gay snuff mpegs?

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kathy

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so many hard to decide

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21-Nov-2001

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Interesting................ill b back

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Underachiever

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08-Nov-2001

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I'm cleaning my bathroom bowl and driving in the Indy 500 and making Banana Bread and helping deplete the O-Zone layer and listening to The Turtles sing "EL LAH NUR gee I think you're SWELL.." AND signing the FOOK's Guestbook! Already my towels are fluffier, my hands are lemon scented and my erection is lined up to the Fookleanus Major constellation! (Now I can predict Earthquakes! Thanks Fook!) Aint Life Grand!

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Date:            05-Nov-2001
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it's kind of like this fooky. imagine yourself in a hot tub... the tub is hot, but not as hot as my tits 
when they come out of the freezer. yet you're burning, churning, burning inside... you know there's 
something that this website is missing that even my submission to your guestbook cannot rectify. 
indeed, all the gay dogs in the world, tapping away at their leisure suit barry typewriters, could 
not come up with that missing mass of concept that you need... what is it? what is it fooky?

well, i don't know the answer to that question. after all, i'm just an just an internet deity that 
wandered off to the plop shop to get breast milk one day and never came back. we all know that 
the point of usenet is that "usenet sucks"... and once i put the mathematical proof of that down on 
some canvas i got to hankering for some milk from the cock of god. we're working together on 
generalizing the "sucks" proof to the universe but "he" keeps loafing off with lame existential issues. 
just thought you'd all want to get up to speed.

well, i've dribbled and now i must float.

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Date:            04-Nov-2001
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Hey Fook wazzup?
I get to be the first one to sign this thing. How long's it been up? [in days..]

I'll have to find some code that can do that -Fookleyur

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Date:            01-Nov-2001
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Well, let's see if this works. I need to figure out a way of posting to the newsgroups from here.